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[adorabloodthristyknight]

(as a side note I'm aware I made a typo in the username. That's okay.)

[So here you are, Karkat. Finally a God like you had boasted yourself to being to the humans. Well, okay, you were kind of their god because you had made their universe. You really want to pride yourself in that knowledge and think you actually have a lick of experience in being God... Though this?

This... You don't even know what this is.]

Well, isn't this just hilarious? NICE JOKE, UNIVERSE. LOOK AT HOW MUCH I'M LAUGHING. OH MY GOD, MY SIDES HURT SO MUCH.

I'm not even going to bother with an introduction! Just recognize who is the top dog here: I am.

Me.

The God of Leaders.

Comments

[adorabloodthristyknight]

BUCKET = SEX, SHORTY. WHY DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS?

[adorabloodthristyknight]

Bu-ling? Um, nice to meet you, I guess?

1/2

[jack_of_spades]

2/2

[jack_of_spades]

WHO THE FUCK HAS SEX WITH A BUCKET?

[nanoda]

You too nano da! This is the best place ever. Not like dead. Dead's boring.

Re: 2/2

[adorabloodthristyknight]

NO, YOU FUCKING MORON. IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH REPRODUC---

NO.

YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M NOT GOING TO EXPLAIN THIS TO YOU.

YOU'RE AN ADULT!

WHY DOES A KID HAVE TO FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS TO YOU?

[adorabloodthristyknight]

I guess.

Better than dream bubbles, let me tell you...

[nanoda]

What're those?

why are these two so precious

[jack_of_spades]

OH SHUT THE FUCK UP I KNOW HOW SEX WORKS AND IT SURE AS HELL DOESN'T--

[His stops, and then his face changes into one of epiphany.]

This is a troll thing isn't it.

Holy shit I know more about how trolls fuck now.

Holy shit I DID NOT need to know this.

i dont know

[adorabloodthristyknight]

CONGRATULATIONS.
NOW YOU FUCKING KNOW.

[adorabloodthristyknight]

Moron.

[adorabloodthristyknight]

They're, um, places me and my friends go to when we die.

[jack_of_spades]

I'm gonna go get shiftaced and drunk off my ass and maybe this'll get wiped outta my memory.

[nanoda]

This is more fun than dead, so it's probably better than that too.

[adorabloodthristyknight]

I'll just remind you of it constantly if you do that.

[adorabloodthristyknight]

Yeah, you can see it that way if ya want.

[Wait, did he just say 'ya'? Oh gdi]

Er, you. I meant you. Ugh.

[nanoda]

Huh? Okay. You're weird, oniichan.

[adorabloodthristyknight]

It's...I'm just starting to sound like the last being I wanted to sound like.

[nanoda]

Bu-ling doesn't get it, but okay! It can't be that bad no da!

[jack_of_spades]

I'm going to hit you.

[adorabloodthristyknight]

Go on and try, ya stab-happy little shit.

...Wait.

Fuck.

[jack_of_spades]

Watch me.

[Pause. Then.]

What the fuck are ya whinin' about now you stupid shit?

1/2

[adorabloodthristyknight]

... Stupid shit?

2/2

[adorabloodthristyknight]

I'M NOT A FUCKING STUPID SHIT.

I JUST DON'T WANT TO START SOUNDING LIKE YOU!

[adorabloodthristyknight]

Oh trust me, it's bad.