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[immortalmatrix]

[And this person here just looks all kinds of unsure. Sure, it's nice to have a change of pace after all these years, but really?]

... I think whoever thought making me a goddess was a good idea was probably hitting the bottle too hard... [Sigh and grumble.]

I'm pretty sure I'm not goddess material, but I'll do my best anyhow...

... So yeah, I'm April and I'm the, um, Goddess of Growth. Nice to meet you guys... [And by the end she just looks nervous.]

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[playpurrtend]

Don't worry! I'm absolutely pawsitive that if I can be a goddess, then it should be pawssible fur you!

I'm Nepeta. Nice to meet you!

[immortalmatrix]

A-ah, I hope so... [Well, Nepeta gets a curious tilt of her head. But after that, she gives her a small smile.]

Nice to meet you too, Nepeta.

[playpurrtend]

So, why growth? That sounds impurtant, so you must have been someone special .

[immortalmatrix]

Ehehe, well, I wouldn't say that... [She rubs the back of her neck sheepishly.]

... But it might have something to do with how I helped my home grow. When I was born, it was a wasteland, and after working for a long time, I managed to help to build it back up to how it was before.

[playpurrtend]

That's impurressive. No wonder you became a goddess.

[immortalmatrix]

O-oh, um, thank you... What are you the goddess of, if you don't mind me asking?

[playpurrtend]

I'm the purropriater and source of all shipping.

[immortalmatrix]

... Shipping? Like boats?

[playpurrtend]

Like relationships~

[immortalmatrix]

O-oh, I see. So you... put people together in relationships?

[playpurrtend]

Exactly.

[She's assuming. She's not sure how this whole thing works yet.]

[immortalmatrix]

That's... pretty cool. So then your job is to make people happy?

[playpurrtend]

I'm not purrfect at it, but I do my best.

[immortalmatrix]

And it's always good to try your best!

[playpurrtend]

Apurril, I think we'll be furiends.

[immortalmatrix]

[Blink, blink.] ... Huh, really?

[playpurrtend]

Really! I've never had a human furiend before.

[immortalmatrix]

Well, I'm not really human, since humans don't usually get as old as me... I'm more like a mutant, I guess.

[playpurrtend]

That's closer to a human than a troll.

[immortalmatrix]

Ehe, I guess that's true... Is that what you are?

[playpurrtend]

Native Alternian troll. Purrleased to meet you.

[immortalmatrix]

[She gives a giggle and nods.] And I'm a... Native Earth mutant. Pleased to meet you too.

[playpurrtend]

What else do mutants do difurently furom humans, besides live longer?

[immortalmatrix]

Well, we have powers. Like my ones are being able to generate and control electricity, and being able to control electronics.

[playpurrtend]

Lowerblooded trolls sometimes have powers like that.

[immortalmatrix]

Lowerblooded trolls?

[playpurrtend]

Trolls have a thing called the hemospectrum. The warmer the color of your blood is, the lower your social status is.

[immortalmatrix]

That... doesn't sound too good, if you don't mind me saying.

[playpurrtend]

It's not, but it's impawssible to do anything about it now.

[immortalmatrix]

... I guess. But still, social status decided on blood color? I would've been screwed if I was there, since my blood is... well weird.

[playpurrtend]

There's a lot of ways to be screwed on Alternia.

[immortalmatrix]

... I'm guessing it wasn't a nice place?

[playpurrtend]

[She just shakes her head.]

[immortalmatrix]

... Is there anyway to make it better?

[playpurrtend]

It isn't there anymore. So the society is kind of moot.

[immortalmatrix]

... Huh? W-what happened?

[playpurrtend]

My furiends and I were purrlaying a computer game, and then the planet was destroyed by meteors.

[Nepeta there's some crucial information missing here.]

[immortalmatrix]

... Wait. The computer game caused meteors?

[playpurrtend]

We didn't realize it at the time, or we never would have started it.

[immortalmatrix]

Who the hell would even make a game like that?

[playpurrtend]

That gets complicated.

[immortalmatrix]

... Well, it does sound like something that would be complicated.

[playpurrtend]

I hope Karkitty and the others are doing okay...

[immortalmatrix]

... Your friends?

[playpurrtend]

My furiends who are still alive.

[immortalmatrix]

Hopefully they're okay.

[playpurrtend]

I hope so, it's really just us now.