[Video]

[adorabloodthristyknight]

(as a side note I'm aware I made a typo in the username. That's okay.)

[So here you are, Karkat. Finally a God like you had boasted yourself to being to the humans. Well, okay, you were kind of their god because you had made their universe. You really want to pride yourself in that knowledge and think you actually have a lick of experience in being God... Though this?

This... You don't even know what this is.]

Well, isn't this just hilarious? NICE JOKE, UNIVERSE. LOOK AT HOW MUCH I'M LAUGHING. OH MY GOD, MY SIDES HURT SO MUCH.

I'm not even going to bother with an introduction! Just recognize who is the top dog here: I am.

Me.

The God of Leaders.

Comments

[playpurrtend]

Karkitty, you're here!

...wait does that mean you died?

[Nepeta's look of elation drops to something a lot more confused.]

need better icon

[jack_of_spades]

[Hey Slick don't hurt yourself laughing so hard there.]

[adorabloodthristyknight]

Whoa, holy shit. Nepe---

[Wait, she asked you a question, didn't she? Welp.]
Uh, I guess so.

...

What about you...?

Re: need better icon

[adorabloodthristyknight]

Oh great, it's you.

[playpurrtend]

I'm defurnitely dead.

[adorabloodthristyknight]

Wow, that sucks.
So, what are you Goddess of? Romance? Shipping? I mean, you were big on that second one.

[playpurrtend]

Shipping. Romance would be nice too.

[adorabloodthristyknight]

Thought so.

[Back to Sullen!Karkat]

...I wonder how the others are doing?

[playpurrtend]

Equius is purrobably in a dream bubble if he isn't a god of STRENGTH...

[adorabloodthristyknight]

[cue long, awkward silence]

You... didn't just do that, right?

... Right?

[playpurrtend]

I just died and woke up here. That's what you mean?

[adorabloodthristyknight]

No. Your obvious emphasis of "strength".

Really?

Really?

[playpurrtend]

Does it STRONGLY offend you?

Re: need better icon

[jack_of_spades]

Yeah, it's me. Took you this long to kick the bucket, eh? Y'still an annoyin' lil' shit?

[adorabloodthristyknight]

Ugh.

[That's all he can say. Ugh.]

[nanoda]

But calling you God-of-Leaders-oniichan would get really long and boring.

*Sudden little girl.*

Re: need better icon

[adorabloodthristyknight]

Kicked the... Oh my FUCKING GOD. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT? WHY DON'T YOU THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK?

[I think the answer would be "Yes", Slick.]

[playpurrtend]

Heehee.

[jack_of_spades]

Wh...what the actual fuck are you talking about!? Sheesh, if dying offends ya that much what the fuck were you doing playing a game where dying is a fucking part of it??

[Yep, you're definitely still a little shit.]

[adorabloodthristyknight]

You can call me Karkat, then.

[nanoda]

Hi, Karkat-oniichan. Bu-ling is Huang Bu-ling.

[adorabloodthristyknight]

I MEANT THE FUCKING BUCKET THING, YOU STAB-HAPPY MORON!

[jack_of_spades]

wHY THE FUCK IS THAT EVEN AN ISSUE, YOU SNOT-NOSED LITTLE SHIT? DONTCHA KNOW YER SLANG

[adorabloodthristyknight]

DON'T YOU KNOW YOURS?

[jack_of_spades]

COURSE I FUCKIN' KNOW MY SLANG Y'ANKLE-BITING LIL' SHIT!