[Video]

[adorabloodthristyknight]

(as a side note I'm aware I made a typo in the username. That's okay.)

[So here you are, Karkat. Finally a God like you had boasted yourself to being to the humans. Well, okay, you were kind of their god because you had made their universe. You really want to pride yourself in that knowledge and think you actually have a lick of experience in being God... Though this?

This... You don't even know what this is.]

Well, isn't this just hilarious? NICE JOKE, UNIVERSE. LOOK AT HOW MUCH I'M LAUGHING. OH MY GOD, MY SIDES HURT SO MUCH.

I'm not even going to bother with an introduction! Just recognize who is the top dog here: I am.

Me.

The God of Leaders.

Comments

[jack_of_spades]

Wh...what the actual fuck are you talking about!? Sheesh, if dying offends ya that much what the fuck were you doing playing a game where dying is a fucking part of it??

[Yep, you're definitely still a little shit.]

[adorabloodthristyknight]

I MEANT THE FUCKING BUCKET THING, YOU STAB-HAPPY MORON!

[jack_of_spades]

wHY THE FUCK IS THAT EVEN AN ISSUE, YOU SNOT-NOSED LITTLE SHIT? DONTCHA KNOW YER SLANG

[adorabloodthristyknight]

DON'T YOU KNOW YOURS?

[jack_of_spades]

COURSE I FUCKIN' KNOW MY SLANG Y'ANKLE-BITING LIL' SHIT!

[adorabloodthristyknight]

BUCKET = SEX, SHORTY. WHY DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS?

1/2

[jack_of_spades]

2/2

[jack_of_spades]

WHO THE FUCK HAS SEX WITH A BUCKET?

Re: 2/2

[adorabloodthristyknight]

NO, YOU FUCKING MORON. IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH REPRODUC---

NO.

YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M NOT GOING TO EXPLAIN THIS TO YOU.

YOU'RE AN ADULT!

WHY DOES A KID HAVE TO FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS TO YOU?

why are these two so precious

[jack_of_spades]

OH SHUT THE FUCK UP I KNOW HOW SEX WORKS AND IT SURE AS HELL DOESN'T--

[His stops, and then his face changes into one of epiphany.]

This is a troll thing isn't it.

Holy shit I know more about how trolls fuck now.

Holy shit I DID NOT need to know this.

i dont know

[adorabloodthristyknight]

CONGRATULATIONS.
NOW YOU FUCKING KNOW.

[adorabloodthristyknight]

Moron.

[jack_of_spades]

I'm gonna go get shiftaced and drunk off my ass and maybe this'll get wiped outta my memory.

[adorabloodthristyknight]

I'll just remind you of it constantly if you do that.

[jack_of_spades]

I'm going to hit you.

[adorabloodthristyknight]

Go on and try, ya stab-happy little shit.

...Wait.

Fuck.

[jack_of_spades]

Watch me.

[Pause. Then.]

What the fuck are ya whinin' about now you stupid shit?

1/2

[adorabloodthristyknight]

... Stupid shit?

2/2

[adorabloodthristyknight]

I'M NOT A FUCKING STUPID SHIT.

I JUST DON'T WANT TO START SOUNDING LIKE YOU!

Re: 2/2

[jack_of_spades]

WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT????

[adorabloodthristyknight]

ARE YOU DEAF???

i'm blind in one eye not deaf, DUMBASS

[jack_of_spades]

WHAT THE FUCK DIDJA MEAN BY SOUNDING LIKE ME YA DON'T FUCKIN' SOUND ANYTHIN' LIKE ME STUPID SHIT

Re: i'm blind in one eye not deaf, DUMBASS

[adorabloodthristyknight]

STAB-HAPPY LITTLE SHIT.

NO, BETTER YET: STAB-HAPPY PIECE OF SHIT.

[jack_of_spades]

NUBBY-HORNED SNOT-NOSED PANSY SHIT.

[adorabloodthristyknight]

SHORT STAB-HAPPY VULGAR GOOD FOR NOTHING PIECE OF SHIT.