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[plushrumpss]

_{((I had planned on posting this earlier but my computer did a fine job of taking a shit on itself. Bravo Jarvis. You make me so proud.))}

[Good job Bro, you've finally reached God status. Finally? The hell is that suppose to mean?? You never asked for this... though you've got to admit God of Mischief isn't a bad title. You ponder to yourself wondering the ever so obvious question 'What the hell does a god even do?' And what a fine question that is. Maybe you'll figure it out eventually.]

Eh. I guess there's nothing left to do but have a little fun with this, 'sides this definitely beats floating around in some shitty dream bubble.

[You would have thought being dead would be hella fun but those dream bubbles are only enough to entertain a guy for so long. Despite godhood not being something you asked for, it was certainly something you could get use to.]

Anyways, I'm Bro. Not sure I actually know any of you here but that's cool I think we've got enough time on our hands to get to know each other, do we not?

Comments

[nanoda]

*There is a little girl staring at Bro very intently.*

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

[plushrumpss]

[Cue a small wave from Bro.]

Hey kiddo. Cat got your tongue or?

[nanoda]

Nope! Bu-ling was just trying to figure out what to call you, 'cause Bro-oniichan is abundant.

(She means redundant.)

[plushrumpss]

... Well you could just go with Bro. I'm fine with that, best part is, no suffixes needed.

[He had a feeling that was what she meant.]

[kittenlocket]

[This kid here's intimidated by your coolness.]

...Hey...uh, sup? Name's Kanji.

[plushrumpss]

[Bro has picked up on this, slightly confused however. This kid seemed pretty cool himself, no need for him to be intimidated as far as he could see.]

Not much man. What about you? Nice to meetcha by the way.

[He extends his hand.]

[kittenlocket]

[There's a small grin from him as he reaches out to shake his hand.]

Yeah, same! So your name's actually Bro?

[He's definitely impressed.]

[trapinyellow]

I thought bro was just what people called each other. I didn't know it was a real name.

[Hastur looks confused.]

[plushrumpss]

Well, my name isn't really Bro. Just been called that for a long time so I respond it better. Anyways. Who might you be kiddo?

[trapinyellow]

Um, I'm Hastur. It's nice to meet you, Bro.

[helborn]

Bro, huh? Interesting. I'm Casper.

[Yes. Like the kiddy ghost.]

[plushrumpss]

Nice to meet you Casper. I was about to make a comment on your name but I realized you could easily throw one back at me.
Anyways, sup man?

[helborn]

Probably.

[Technically it's Casper Junior, but he doesn't want any junior jokes either.]

Not much. Kind of wondering how I got this sudden bump up in rank. I'm pretty sure there were supposed to be a few steps in between.

[adorabloodthristyknight]

I'm Karkat.

I'm your leader.

[He's letting God of Leaders get to his head a little]

[plushrumpss]

Pffffff---
Yeah, okay little dude. If you say so.

[adorabloodthristyknight]

Shut up.

I'm the God of Leaders, what are you?

[jack_of_spades]

"Bro"? What the fuck is that supposed to stand for?

[plushrumpss]

Doesn't stand for anything dude. Just what my little bro use to call me.
So, you are?

[jack_of_spades]

Right, cause that makes sense.

Name's Spades Slick. God o' Hatred, 'pparently.

[redfiend]

Yo, name is Dante. Resident God of Humanity here and, uh, former jack of all trades.

[plushrumpss]

God of Humanity, huh? Not bad.
I'm the God of Mischief formerly ran a shit tonne of ironic websites and did loads of ventriloquy shows.

[redfiend]

I see.

God of Mischief, eh? Wanna wreak some havoc later?

[Wow that sounded like you were asking him out, Dante. Um.]

[avatarofruin]

Always a pleasure to meet a god of mischief.

[Although this one is quite different from the ones he's known.]

[plushrumpss]

Well shit, thanks man. So, who might you be?

[avatarofruin]

Louis Cyphre, though you may call me Louis. I am the God of Chaos.