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[mother_knows_best]

[Looks like you're a god goddess now, how about that? You have to wonder though; what the hell does a goddess of night even do? Cool stuff you imagine and it might be fun to play around with but first you've got a few very important questions on your mind. More like one singular question.]

Soooo, I take it everyone else has made the leap into godhood too then?
But more importantly I was just wondering, could any of you point me in the direction of a good place for a drink. A fine lady like myself could use one of those right about now.

[You know you shouldn't... it's been a long time since any alcohol has slipped past your lips but it's a good idea to know the places to avoid. Yeah right; we all know that's the first place you're going to run for don't so even try to lie about that.]

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[tentacle_seerapist]

[Rose is going to stand in the background here and stare at you. Is that really Mom? She's going to speak ever so quietly now.]

... Mom?

[Next question is: Why...?]

[mother_knows_best]

Rosey baby! Is that you??

[I hope you were ready for this Rose because your mom just pulled you into a spine breaking hug.]

Look at you! You're all grown up and a goddess, wow. I bet your father would be proud.

[Mom, she never met her dad, come on now.]

[tentacle_seerapist]

[D:!
She's going to try to struggle out of it...]

I...never met my father, Mom.

[... And she succeeds!
Her composure is shot and gone, though.]

W-Why are you here?

[mother_knows_best]

Oh shoot! I forgot about that. Well, maybe he's here who knows.

[She moves her arms back to her sides as Rose squirmed from her grasp.]

Well, I'm the Goddess of Night. I'm gonna be sticking around for a long time.

[tentacle_seerapist]

Goddess... of Night? I, uh, see. Seems fitting...

I'm... Goddess of Divination.

[mother_knows_best]

Oooo. That title sounds pretty crafty if you ask me. Like all wizardy and stuff.

You still like wizards, right?

[tentacle_seerapist]

... More like foretelling the future. I... rather avoid magic for a while, heh...

[mother_knows_best]

Still pretty cool if you ask me. Fitting for you too.
Gosh I've missed you, I think probably this is the most we've talked since you were about ten years old.

[tentacle_seerapist]

I... missed you too, actually. Sorry about those years.

[mother_knows_best]

Trust me, it's okay hun; I messed up too. I didn't exactly win any mom of the year awards.

[tentacle_seerapist]

Well, yes but I'm glad to see you again.

[mother_knows_best]

Me too sweetie.

[avatarofruin]

I can show you the way if you like. The one who runs the bar can be quite aggressive but it is otherwise a nice atmosphere.

[mother_knows_best]

Oh, well aren't you a gentleman. I'd love that. <3
So you got a name to go with such a handsome face?

[avatarofruin]

You are too kind.
I am Louis Cyphre, it is a pleasure. You are...?

[mother_knows_best]

I only speak the truth Mr Cypher. The name's Roxy Lalonde.

[avatarofruin]

Please, just Louis will do.
Well then Miss Lalonde, may I ask as to what you have been appointed to?

[mother_knows_best]

Louis please, if you're making me drop the formalities I must insist you do the same.
I've been appointed to the Night. I do hope you don't mind if I ask you the same.

[avatarofruin]

Very well, if you insist.
[A goddess of the night...it's a little funny how drawn he can be to beings of the night. Lilith for starters, but Nyx as well.]

An impressive title indeed. Fitting for you if I do say so.
I am the God of Chaos.

[mother_knows_best]

Ooooo~ God of Chaos. I must say I'm impressed; you definitely sound like through kind of guy I wouldn't mind sitting down and having a drink or twenty with.

[avatarofruin]

Then by all means, you are welcome to join me.

[mother_knows_best]

Oh excellent. <3

[plushrumpss]

Well, well, well. If it isn't Ms. Lalonde. I was thinking you'd show up here sooner or later.

[Wink.]

[mother_knows_best]

Good god. It's you, I had a feeling you would be here.

Oh and Strider don't wink at me. I saw that so don't try to pretend I didn't.

[plushrumpss]

Hahaha.
Oh I missed you. Shit, things are gonna be fun now.

[mother_knows_best]

Yeah, yeah I missed you too.
Maybe.

[plushrumpss]

Of course you did. Something would be seriously wrong if you didn't.

[mother_knows_best]

You seem to think the world revolves around you don't you?
News flash hun. It doesn't.

[redfiend]

[Oh hey, a pretty lady. This he can get behind.]

Hey there~ Name's Dante, what's yours?

[mother_knows_best]

Well hi there cutie. I'm Roxy.

[She'll extend her hand; palm facing downward. Fully expecting him to kiss it.]

[redfiend]

[Oh, might as well. <3]

Roxy, eh? Nice name.

[mother_knows_best]

Thanks. <3
Say, has anyone mentioned how attractive you are lately? Because If not... I will gladly take that opportunity.

[redfiend]

Mmm, I hear that a lot but thank you, madam~

[mother_knows_best]

You're welcome doll~

[jack_of_spades]

[Well, it's an alien woman, but it's a woman. Who is tall. And curvy. Mmyes.]

I know a pretty nice place t'grab a drink.

[mother_knows_best]

[And with that one sentence he has won her heart.]

Oh really~? I think it'd be real swell if you escorted me there. I might even let you buy me a few drinks.

[Wink.]

[jack_of_spades]

[He holds his elbow out for her, like a true gentleman, of course.

Even if he's much much shorter than her.]

Buy ya a few drinks? Sweetheart, I'll get 'em fer ya on the house!

[mother_knows_best]

[She's will gladly take his arm, a smile spread wide across her face.]

Oh darlin' I think I'm in love. <3

[jack_of_spades]

[He's just all smirks and grins as he starts leading her towards the bar.]

Name's Spades Slick, hon. <3

[mother_knows_best]

[She's happily following him. Mom has already decided she needs to take this man home and marry the shit out of him.

Spades, huh? Nice name babe. <3
My name is Roxy, Roxy Lalonde.

[jack_of_spades]

[Of course, as far as Slick is concerned, he's just about to get laid tonight.]

Heh, thanks. But Roxy? Damn, now that's one hell of a name. Rolls right off the tongue all sexy-like, jus' like its owner.

[mother_knows_best]

Oh please Slick, you're making me blush.

[She giggled as her cheeks changed to a bright pink, oh he was definitely getting laid tonight.]

[adorabloodthristyknight]

[Karkat will stare at this woman.]

You... look like Rose.

[Wow, A+ Karkat. Good job, captain obvious.]

[mother_knows_best]

Might have something to do with me being her mom.

[Wink]