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[adorabloodthristyknight]

(as a side note I'm aware I made a typo in the username. That's okay.)

[So here you are, Karkat. Finally a God like you had boasted yourself to being to the humans. Well, okay, you were kind of their god because you had made their universe. You really want to pride yourself in that knowledge and think you actually have a lick of experience in being God... Though this?

This... You don't even know what this is.]

Well, isn't this just hilarious? NICE JOKE, UNIVERSE. LOOK AT HOW MUCH I'M LAUGHING. OH MY GOD, MY SIDES HURT SO MUCH.

I'm not even going to bother with an introduction! Just recognize who is the top dog here: I am.

Me.

The God of Leaders.

Comments

[redfiend]

Congratulations, you have ascended to intelligencehood. What do you want for a prize?

[adorabloodthristyknight]

WOW, I KEEP RUNNING INTO DOUCHEBAGS TONIGHT. FIRST SLICK, NOW YOU.
WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS? TELL ME.
WHAT DID I DO?

[redfiend]

Got a short temper, dontcha?

[This clearly amuses him]

[adorabloodthristyknight]

Whatever gave you that idea?

[redfiend]

Gee, I wonder what?

So, God of Leaders, eh? Were you an important figure in your life?

[adorabloodthristyknight]

[Maybe it'll get him off your back faster if you talk? Maybe. Just maybe...]

... No. I just wanted to be a leader and someone important and awesome.

[There's a lot more to this but why the hell would you tell him that stuff? So, you're not. He's out of luck if he thinks he'll get tons of information out of you.

[redfiend]

Hah, then it must've worked out for you somehow.

[adorabloodthristyknight]

Of course.

[Actually he has no clue why he is a God of Leaders (despite him thinking someone finally recognized him as a great leader) and what he is actually meant to do with it.

He's honestly grateful he didn't get stuck with something that would hint to his mutation--though that shouldn't matter now--or something ridiculous. Someone would definitely be hearing it if either of those happened.]

[redfiend]

Dunno why they'd choose a little kid with a big temper, though.

not to mention he thinks fully of himself

Must be some strange humor they have.

[adorabloodthristyknight]

W-WOULD YOU SHUT UP?

I DON'T THINK THAT FULLY OF MYSELF!

[redfiend]

Could've fooled me, kid.


Anyways, let's try this again: Name's Dante. You?

[adorabloodthristyknight]

... Karkat.

What ridiculous title did they give you?

[redfiend]

God of Humanity.

It works, I guess

[adorabloodthristyknight]

God of humans??? That's so weird.

[redfiend]

I don't think it deals with just humans.

[He shrugs] Hell if I know, though.