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[adorabloodthristyknight]

(as a side note I'm aware I made a typo in the username. That's okay.)

[So here you are, Karkat. Finally a God like you had boasted yourself to being to the humans. Well, okay, you were kind of their god because you had made their universe. You really want to pride yourself in that knowledge and think you actually have a lick of experience in being God... Though this?

This... You don't even know what this is.]

Well, isn't this just hilarious? NICE JOKE, UNIVERSE. LOOK AT HOW MUCH I'M LAUGHING. OH MY GOD, MY SIDES HURT SO MUCH.

I'm not even going to bother with an introduction! Just recognize who is the top dog here: I am.

Me.

The God of Leaders.

Comments

i'm blind in one eye not deaf, DUMBASS

[jack_of_spades]

WHAT THE FUCK DIDJA MEAN BY SOUNDING LIKE ME YA DON'T FUCKIN' SOUND ANYTHIN' LIKE ME STUPID SHIT

Re: i'm blind in one eye not deaf, DUMBASS

[adorabloodthristyknight]

STAB-HAPPY LITTLE SHIT.

NO, BETTER YET: STAB-HAPPY PIECE OF SHIT.

[jack_of_spades]

NUBBY-HORNED SNOT-NOSED PANSY SHIT.

[adorabloodthristyknight]

SHORT STAB-HAPPY VULGAR GOOD FOR NOTHING PIECE OF SHIT.

[jack_of_spades]

GOOD FER NOTHIN'? YER GOOD FER NOTHIN', YOU FUCKING ANNOYING AS SHIT ASH COLORED MIDGET.

[adorabloodthristyknight]

ASH COLORED? WHAT ABOUT FUCKING YOU?

only appropriate icon for how silly he's getting

[jack_of_spades]

KID I AM THE FUCKING BEST COLOR IN THE WORLD - BLACK. EVERYTHING FUCKING LOOKS BETTER IN BLACK. AND RED. AND SOMETIMES PURPLE. BUT NEVER GREEN. GREEN IS THE WORST FUCKING COLOR EVER.

[adorabloodthristyknight]

What...are you even going on about?

[jack_of_spades]

GREEN IS THE SHITTIEST COLOR IN THE WORLD!

[adorabloodthristyknight]

Why do you hate it so much? Because of Nepeta or...?

watch him avoid the subject of why he hates green

[jack_of_spades]

Wait, wh - oh, righ' she's all green and shit. Tch, shoulda remembered there was another reason t'hate cat toots!

[adorabloodthristyknight]

You're not answering the question, moron.