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[playpurrtend]

[You're gods, you don't need things like terminals to access the network. It's all telepathy.

Nonetheless what you'll see when you do figure it out is a short gray-skinned girl looking mildly confused.]

I didn't ascend to godhood on purrpose, but this could be good fur us... I don't know half the people I've met here, though. There's hardly any trolls here.

All right, gods and goddesses! We'll paws and get to know each other befur we get to our duties as deities. I want to know your names, what you're doing here, your quadrants, and one thing about yourself. Even if it's just your favorite color.

I'll start. My name is Nepeta Leijon, I'm Goddess of Shipping - appurrantly - Equius Zahhak is my moirail, and I like to rolepurrlay in my furee time.

Comments

[helborn]

Yeah, she was. She hopped on her skateboard and flew away.

[playpurrtend]

Good! I like stories with a happy ending.

[helborn]

We got out of that fight pretty well, yeah.

But uh... you mentioned something about trolls?

[playpurrtend]

I'm a troll. Have you met any befur?

[helborn]

... Yes. But they're not like you at all. They're very destructive and try to eat people.

[playpurrtend]

I only hunt and eat animals. I wouldn't try to eat a purrson.

[helborn]

That's good to hear.

[playpurrtend]

I guess you don't really like trolls.

[helborn]

Um... I don't like the ones that try to eat people. But I'm not opposed to them in general.

[playpurrtend]

I purromise not to eat anybody and only attack them if they deserve it.

[helborn]

I think we won't have a problem, then.

... Technically, depending on how you classify them, my mother might be considered a troll. I wouldn't call her that to her face, though.

[playpurrtend]

Trolls from where I lived don't have mothers. We have lusii.

[helborn]

What's a lusii?

[playpurrtend]

A lusus is like an animal that's your guardian and raises you.

[helborn]

Oh. That's actually really cool.

[playpurrtend]

Mine was the absolute best guardian anyone could ever ask fur.

[helborn]

... Let me guess. They were a cat?

[playpurrtend]

How could you tell?

[helborn]

Well the cat puns were one hint.

[playpurrtend]

Some people say they're pawful.

[helborn]

Well I think they're purrfect.

[playpurrtend]

Awww, thanks!