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[playpurrtend]

[You're gods, you don't need things like terminals to access the network. It's all telepathy.

Nonetheless what you'll see when you do figure it out is a short gray-skinned girl looking mildly confused.]

I didn't ascend to godhood on purrpose, but this could be good fur us... I don't know half the people I've met here, though. There's hardly any trolls here.

All right, gods and goddesses! We'll paws and get to know each other befur we get to our duties as deities. I want to know your names, what you're doing here, your quadrants, and one thing about yourself. Even if it's just your favorite color.

I'll start. My name is Nepeta Leijon, I'm Goddess of Shipping - appurrantly - Equius Zahhak is my moirail, and I like to rolepurrlay in my furee time.

Comments

[avatarofruin]

>He supposes he'll humor the girl. What could possibly go wrong?

A pleasure to meet you and whoever else may appear here. I am Louis Cyphre, the God of Chaos. I enjoy...reading in my spare time as well as a good drink.

>His brow furrows as he thinks of the other thing she wanted to know. Quadrants? He had only recently found out as to what shipping was from this child. Of course, she wasn't exactly a human either. This girl is of a world different from his own.

Define what you mean by quadrants.

[jack_of_spades]

[On this end, there'll just be a dark skinned (shelled?) alien man, though that shock quickly smoothes over to a lesser one of disbelief, mixed with annoyance and recognition.]

You've got to be fucking kidding me.

[helborn]

Um... I'm Casper LeBlanc, I'm the God of Frost, and... uh... I guess... I once dropkicked a sniper out of a window?

[That's pretty cool, right?]

[redfiend]

Name is Dante and I'm the God of Humanity. I...like pizza.

[He quirks an eyebrow at the young troll]
...What the fuck are quadrants?