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[playpurrtend]

[You're gods, you don't need things like terminals to access the network. It's all telepathy.

Nonetheless what you'll see when you do figure it out is a short gray-skinned girl looking mildly confused.]

I didn't ascend to godhood on purrpose, but this could be good fur us... I don't know half the people I've met here, though. There's hardly any trolls here.

All right, gods and goddesses! We'll paws and get to know each other befur we get to our duties as deities. I want to know your names, what you're doing here, your quadrants, and one thing about yourself. Even if it's just your favorite color.

I'll start. My name is Nepeta Leijon, I'm Goddess of Shipping - appurrantly - Equius Zahhak is my moirail, and I like to rolepurrlay in my furee time.

Comments

[avatarofruin]

>He supposes he'll humor the girl. What could possibly go wrong?

A pleasure to meet you and whoever else may appear here. I am Louis Cyphre, the God of Chaos. I enjoy...reading in my spare time as well as a good drink.

>His brow furrows as he thinks of the other thing she wanted to know. Quadrants? He had only recently found out as to what shipping was from this child. Of course, she wasn't exactly a human either. This girl is of a world different from his own.

Define what you mean by quadrants.

[playpurrtend]

Quadrants are - that could take a pen and papeurr.

[Quite a difficult concept for some people.]

[avatarofruin]

You speak differently from those of my realm. It's quite curious, given how long I've kept up with language and its evolution.

Though to be fair, I cannot say I have met a being such as yourself before.

[playpurrtend]

You look like a human, are you not one?

[avatarofruin]

>He supposes telling her some of the truth won't hurt as she doesn't seem to know of his story. Still best to keep it vague though.

More than human, enough to rival a god. Though I may not be human I choose to walk among them.

[playpurrtend]

Hm...

[Not ringing any bells.]

I'm a troll. On Alternia we didn't have any humans, so I've only met a coupurr.

[avatarofruin]

You are different from any troll I've ever met.

>You're not fuzzy nor are you blue and at least ten feet tall.

I see, an entirely different planet then. One I've never heard of.

>Louis isn't going to admit it but you've captured his interest. He may follow you around as he does certain humans like the one in the yellow, so he can pick up on some hints as to what Alternia is like.

[playpurrtend]

[All the more opportunity to find ships for you - I mean what.]

We've conquered a lot of our galaxy, but the universe is big. Really, really big. So I'm not surpurrised.

[jack_of_spades]

[On this end, there'll just be a dark skinned (shelled?) alien man, though that shock quickly smoothes over to a lesser one of disbelief, mixed with annoyance and recognition.]

You've got to be fucking kidding me.

[playpurrtend]

[Hissssssssssssssssssss.]

Guess who's not happy to see you, either?

[jack_of_spades]

Tch, I can't even fucking get away from you damn trolls by dying. "Goddess of Shipping"? Sounds like more excuses to smooch each other whenever the fuck you want.

[Yeah, he's still mad about that.]

[playpurrtend]

It does't work like that! This is impurrtant!

[jack_of_spades]

Important. Riiiiiiight.

Some of us have better things ta do than think 'bout who we're smoochin' all the time.

[playpurrtend]

Oh yeah? What's your job?

[jack_of_spades]

[That's definitely an uncomfortable pause right there.]

...God of Hatred. Looks like all that soul-blackening rage finally payed off for me, eh?

[playpurrtend]

So you do what I do, except less of it.

[helborn]

Um... I'm Casper LeBlanc, I'm the God of Frost, and... uh... I guess... I once dropkicked a sniper out of a window?

[That's pretty cool, right?]

[playpurrtend]

How high was it?

[helborn]

I think it was about fifteen floors up? I didn't exactly stop to count the floors, I was kind of in a hurry to stop him from shooting my friend.

[playpurrtend]

That sounds like a sweet move. Was your furiend okay?

[helborn]

Yeah, she was. She hopped on her skateboard and flew away.

[playpurrtend]

Good! I like stories with a happy ending.

[helborn]

We got out of that fight pretty well, yeah.

But uh... you mentioned something about trolls?

[redfiend]

Name is Dante and I'm the God of Humanity. I...like pizza.

[He quirks an eyebrow at the young troll]
...What the fuck are quadrants?

[playpurrtend]

Who you're in a relationship with - I can see I'll need to explain this to you all purroperly.