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[playpurrtend]

[You're gods, you don't need things like terminals to access the network. It's all telepathy.

Nonetheless what you'll see when you do figure it out is a short gray-skinned girl looking mildly confused.]

I didn't ascend to godhood on purrpose, but this could be good fur us... I don't know half the people I've met here, though. There's hardly any trolls here.

All right, gods and goddesses! We'll paws and get to know each other befur we get to our duties as deities. I want to know your names, what you're doing here, your quadrants, and one thing about yourself. Even if it's just your favorite color.

I'll start. My name is Nepeta Leijon, I'm Goddess of Shipping - appurrantly - Equius Zahhak is my moirail, and I like to rolepurrlay in my furee time.

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[jack_of_spades]

[That's definitely an uncomfortable pause right there.]

...God of Hatred. Looks like all that soul-blackening rage finally payed off for me, eh?

[playpurrtend]

So you do what I do, except less of it.

[jack_of_spades]

Do what you do - the fuck's that s'possed ta mean?

[playpurrtend]

As the goddess of all shipping, not just blackrom, I am your immediate supurrior~

[jack_of_spades]

Blackrom?

[Pause, as he tries to recall what that specifically means from the times Karkat tried to "educate" him on it.

Then it clicks.]

Oh fuck you, you little bitch. Hate ain't all 'bout that blackrom shit! And I ain't anyone's subordinate an' shit.

[playpurrtend]

...

Teammates?

[She still thinks she's the boss of this team though.]

[jack_of_spades]

I ain't working with any of you dumb trolls, s'fuck off!

[Too bad, he's used to be being the one in charge.]

[playpurrtend]

You are not a team player.

[jack_of_spades]

And just what the FUCK would you fucking KNOW 'bout working with a team?

[Rage, soul blackening rage. He lost all three of his Crew, he's not about to take what he perceives as an insult to his time with them.]

Don't talk shit 'bout what you don't know a thing about.

[playpurrtend]

[...to be fair, her team started killing each other. She hesitates.]

Well you could be a little more open to the pawsibility.

you made him have a sad :(

[jack_of_spades]

Tch, I'll think about it, but I've seen enough teammates die before my eyes to last me whole afterlifes.

Think about that, kid.

[And with that, he drops any sort of connection, effectively taking his leave.]