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[kittenlocket]

[Who's this poor guy? He's not making any eye contact and he sure as hell ain't about ready to introduce himself. He fidgets a little longer as a way of getting his bearings before finally glancing up. He seems...pretty pissed off.]

W-what the hell is this place?! This ain't funny! God of Cute Shit, are you serious? Who the hell are you?!

[Which he'll then notice a bunch of people are staring and will try to calm himself down, cheeks completely pink.]

I-uh...I'm Kanji. The...God of...cute...shit.

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[playpurrtend]

We're all gods now. I guess we all have to work together to make a purrfect universe.

As Goddess of Shipping, I look furward to working with you in the future for all the cute ships.

[kittenlocket]

Cute...ships?
You mean like a boat or somethin'?

[playpurrtend]

Relationships, silly.

[kittenlocket]

R-relationships?!
Whoa wait I ain't ready for any of that yet!

[playpurrtend]

You're just going to be helping other people find their purrfect matches and creating the cutest ships! I can't do it without your help.

[kittenlocket]

...Ya really think I could do it?

[playpurrtend]

Absolutely.