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[kittenlocket]

[Who's this poor guy? He's not making any eye contact and he sure as hell ain't about ready to introduce himself. He fidgets a little longer as a way of getting his bearings before finally glancing up. He seems...pretty pissed off.]

W-what the hell is this place?! This ain't funny! God of Cute Shit, are you serious? Who the hell are you?!

[Which he'll then notice a bunch of people are staring and will try to calm himself down, cheeks completely pink.]

I-uh...I'm Kanji. The...God of...cute...shit.

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[nanoda]

HI, KANJI-ONIICHAN.

*There is an eight-year-old girl hanging upside down from a banister, waving.*

[playpurrtend]

I think that's a great thing to be a god of!

[redfiend]

Yo.

'God of Cute Shit'?

[jack_of_spades]

I'unno, "God of Cute Shit" sure is pretty hilarious.

[plushrumpss]

God of cute shit, huh? Well then, I think I can see it.

[Bro is obviously quite amused.]

[adorabloodthristyknight]

.....

You got to be fucking kidding me.

'God of Cute Shit' is the most ridiculous title you could give someone. They should have given you Love and Harmony if they were going to do that.