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[Who's this poor guy? He's not making any eye contact and he sure as hell ain't about ready to introduce himself. He fidgets a little longer as a way of getting his bearings before finally glancing up. He seems...pretty pissed off.]

W-what the hell is this place?! This ain't funny! God of Cute Shit, are you serious? Who the hell are you?!

[Which he'll then notice a bunch of people are staring and will try to calm himself down, cheeks completely pink.]

I-uh...I'm Kanji. The...God of...cute...shit.

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HI, KANJI-ONIICHAN.

*There is an eight-year-old girl hanging upside down from a banister, waving.*

I think that's a great thing to be a god of!

[Whoa he is just a nervous guy today, your voice just made him fall flat on his ass.]

H-HEY! I OUGHTTA-

[To which he will actually notice who you are and lower his voice.]

Whoa...you're tiny.

*She pulls herself up and sits on the banister, turning back to face him again right-side-up this time.*

Hi, Kanji-oniichan! Bu-ling's new too. Bu-ling just died but dead is boring so Bu-ling likes this better.

...
[He is really quiet now because wow you're really cute I mean, the tail, the little fangs, and those horns that are almost like cat ears.]
t....thank...you

My name's Nepeta. What kind of world do you come furom, Kanji?

Fur...om?

[Is she seriously using cat puns? Can this kid even get any cuter? This is so much better than bear puns!]

Oh! I uh, Inaba. Japan. Um...are you like, a shadow or somethin'?

I'm a troll. Could you pawsibly tell me what a shadow is supposed to be in Inaba Japan?

A...troll? I never met a troll before.

Shadows are um, how do I put it? They're sort of born from the minds of people and their emotions. They kind of look like you what with the dark skin and the yellow eyes so that's why I thought ya mighta been one. Dunno if I ever seen ones with horns like yours before though.

Well, I am one hundred purrcent troll, so now you've met one. I didn't know many humans befur this, either.

Hi uh
...

wait, died? Does this mean we're all dead?!

Bu-ling died. Bu-ling isn't sure about you.

Well I know I'm a hundred percent human...at least before all this happened anyway. Got no idea what you'd call me now.

Yo.

'God of Cute Shit'?

We're all gods now. I guess we all have to work together to make a purrfect universe.

As Goddess of Shipping, I look furward to working with you in the future for all the cute ships.

I'unno, "God of Cute Shit" sure is pretty hilarious.

That's... really sad.

[It's messed up that a little kid like her should have her life ended so soon especially with how energetic she is. There might be a few sniffles coming from Kanji.]