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[kittenlocket]

[Who's this poor guy? He's not making any eye contact and he sure as hell ain't about ready to introduce himself. He fidgets a little longer as a way of getting his bearings before finally glancing up. He seems...pretty pissed off.]

W-what the hell is this place?! This ain't funny! God of Cute Shit, are you serious? Who the hell are you?!

[Which he'll then notice a bunch of people are staring and will try to calm himself down, cheeks completely pink.]

I-uh...I'm Kanji. The...God of...cute...shit.

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[nanoda]

HI, KANJI-ONIICHAN.

*There is an eight-year-old girl hanging upside down from a banister, waving.*

[kittenlocket]

[Whoa he is just a nervous guy today, your voice just made him fall flat on his ass.]

H-HEY! I OUGHTTA-

[To which he will actually notice who you are and lower his voice.]

Whoa...you're tiny.

[nanoda]

*She pulls herself up and sits on the banister, turning back to face him again right-side-up this time.*

Hi, Kanji-oniichan! Bu-ling's new too. Bu-ling just died but dead is boring so Bu-ling likes this better.

[kittenlocket]

Hi uh
...

wait, died? Does this mean we're all dead?!

[nanoda]

Bu-ling died. Bu-ling isn't sure about you.

[playpurrtend]

I think that's a great thing to be a god of!

[kittenlocket]

...
[He is really quiet now because wow you're really cute I mean, the tail, the little fangs, and those horns that are almost like cat ears.]
t....thank...you

[playpurrtend]

My name's Nepeta. What kind of world do you come furom, Kanji?

[kittenlocket]

Fur...om?

[Is she seriously using cat puns? Can this kid even get any cuter? This is so much better than bear puns!]

Oh! I uh, Inaba. Japan. Um...are you like, a shadow or somethin'?

[redfiend]

Yo.

'God of Cute Shit'?

[kittenlocket]

Hell if I know, I sure didn't pick it.

Sup.

[redfiend]

Amusing as all hell though.

Not much.

[Oh, right, introductions...]

Dante. Apparently God of Humanity.

[kittenlocket]

Kanji.

Nice t'meetcha. I guess.

[jack_of_spades]

I'unno, "God of Cute Shit" sure is pretty hilarious.

[kittenlocket]

Yeah yeah, laugh it up why don'tcha.

Who- what the hell are you anyway?
[Seriously, what a tough lookin' bastard.]

[jack_of_spades]

Ehhhh, it's hilarious and cute. Heheh.

[Oh yeah, sure, laugh at your own pun. It wasn't even a pun!]

The name's Spades Slick, mobster extraordinaire and God of Hatred. As fer what I am...heh, yer the first ta ask that. I'm a Dersite.

[kittenlocket]

Whoa a mobster, huh? Guess that explains some things.

Never heard of a Dersite before, though I ain't never heard of a troll either till today.

[plushrumpss]

God of cute shit, huh? Well then, I think I can see it.

[Bro is obviously quite amused.]

[kittenlocket]

[Oh hell no, he had to catch him having his small tantrum. Of course. Lucky day for you, Kanji.]

I-I got no idea what yer talkin' about...! It ain't that big a deal.

[plushrumpss]

Never said it was a big deal, just saying I can see why.

[Smirk]

[kittenlocket]

Is...is it that obvious?

[adorabloodthristyknight]

.....

You got to be fucking kidding me.

'God of Cute Shit' is the most ridiculous title you could give someone. They should have given you Love and Harmony if they were going to do that.

[kittenlocket]

Hey it ain't like I picked it!

...
Whoa wait a minute you're a troll aren'tcha?

[adorabloodthristyknight]

... How do you know what I am? You don't look like any human I know so you shouldn't know.

[kittenlocket]

I uh, met one of you recently? The one that's like a cat.