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[kittenlocket]

[Who's this poor guy? He's not making any eye contact and he sure as hell ain't about ready to introduce himself. He fidgets a little longer as a way of getting his bearings before finally glancing up. He seems...pretty pissed off.]

W-what the hell is this place?! This ain't funny! God of Cute Shit, are you serious? Who the hell are you?!

[Which he'll then notice a bunch of people are staring and will try to calm himself down, cheeks completely pink.]

I-uh...I'm Kanji. The...God of...cute...shit.

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[jack_of_spades]

Ehhhh, it's hilarious and cute. Heheh.

[Oh yeah, sure, laugh at your own pun. It wasn't even a pun!]

The name's Spades Slick, mobster extraordinaire and God of Hatred. As fer what I am...heh, yer the first ta ask that. I'm a Dersite.

[kittenlocket]

Whoa a mobster, huh? Guess that explains some things.

Never heard of a Dersite before, though I ain't never heard of a troll either till today.

[jack_of_spades]

Yeah, does it?

Dersites are....eh, that's too damn complicated. Let's just say I'm a fucking alien and leave it at that.

...so, met the trolls, have ya?

[kittenlocket]

That's...easy to believe.

One of em, yeah.

[jack_of_spades]

Eh, after seein' enough weird shit you get used to believin' it.

Yeah? Which one? The angry little shit or the annoying cat one?

[kittenlocket]

The...real cute cat one.

[jack_of_spades]

Ugh, her. S'bad enough that these shitty troll kids were always smoochin' each other every time I turned around, she made it worse. Just can't trust a fuckin' cat.