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[kittenlocket]

[Who's this poor guy? He's not making any eye contact and he sure as hell ain't about ready to introduce himself. He fidgets a little longer as a way of getting his bearings before finally glancing up. He seems...pretty pissed off.]

W-what the hell is this place?! This ain't funny! God of Cute Shit, are you serious? Who the hell are you?!

[Which he'll then notice a bunch of people are staring and will try to calm himself down, cheeks completely pink.]

I-uh...I'm Kanji. The...God of...cute...shit.

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[plushrumpss]

Just a little bit. It's fine though, a guy can be cute and still be cool as fuck. You got nothing to worry about seeing as how you're rocking both.

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[kittenlocket]

[That's...the best damned thing anyone has ever told him!]

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[kittenlocket]

...Thanks, man. You really are a cool dude.

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[plushrumpss]

Thanks, and no problem dude.

Seeing as how we're both pretty fuckin' cool I think we should hang out sometime. Get to know each other since there aren't any others on this level of cool and us cool kids gotta stick together of course.

[Bro, are you hitting on him? Stop dat.]

[kittenlocket]

[Course Kanji's too clueless to pick up on that.]

R-really?
I mean, I'd like that.

[plushrumpss]

Fucking sweet.
So, anything in particular you like doin'? Because if we're gonna hang we gotta find some common ground to start from.

[He's realized that Kanji probably hasn't picked up on it. He's just gonna try again later. Yep.]

[kittenlocket]

W-well uh, I'm up for anything really. Anything you're cool with, I am too.

[Seems he's a bit hesitant still to share his hobbies. Give him time and he'll come around to the idea of telling.]

[plushrumpss]

Awesome, well that makes things fairly easy.

[Bro would hardly mind. Their hobbies are similar enough.]