pantheon_rp | (no subject)

[Who's this poor guy? He's not making any eye contact and he sure as hell ain't about ready to introduce himself. He fidgets a little longer as a way of getting his bearings before finally glancing up. He seems...pretty pissed off.]

W-what the hell is this place?! This ain't funny! God of Cute Shit, are you serious? Who the hell are you?!

[Which he'll then notice a bunch of people are staring and will try to calm himself down, cheeks completely pink.]

I-uh...I'm Kanji. The...God of...cute...shit.