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[Who's this poor guy? He's not making any eye contact and he sure as hell ain't about ready to introduce himself. He fidgets a little longer as a way of getting his bearings before finally glancing up. He seems...pretty pissed off.]

W-what the hell is this place?! This ain't funny! God of Cute Shit, are you serious? Who the hell are you?!

[Which he'll then notice a bunch of people are staring and will try to calm himself down, cheeks completely pink.]

I-uh...I'm Kanji. The...God of...cute...shit.

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Fur...om?

[Is she seriously using cat puns? Can this kid even get any cuter? This is so much better than bear puns!]

Oh! I uh, Inaba. Japan. Um...are you like, a shadow or somethin'?

I'm a troll. Could you pawsibly tell me what a shadow is supposed to be in Inaba Japan?

A...troll? I never met a troll before.

Shadows are um, how do I put it? They're sort of born from the minds of people and their emotions. They kind of look like you what with the dark skin and the yellow eyes so that's why I thought ya mighta been one. Dunno if I ever seen ones with horns like yours before though.

Well, I am one hundred purrcent troll, so now you've met one. I didn't know many humans befur this, either.

Well I know I'm a hundred percent human...at least before all this happened anyway. Got no idea what you'd call me now.

We're all gods now. I guess we all have to work together to make a purrfect universe.

As Goddess of Shipping, I look furward to working with you in the future for all the cute ships.