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[kittenlocket]

[Who's this poor guy? He's not making any eye contact and he sure as hell ain't about ready to introduce himself. He fidgets a little longer as a way of getting his bearings before finally glancing up. He seems...pretty pissed off.]

W-what the hell is this place?! This ain't funny! God of Cute Shit, are you serious? Who the hell are you?!

[Which he'll then notice a bunch of people are staring and will try to calm himself down, cheeks completely pink.]

I-uh...I'm Kanji. The...God of...cute...shit.

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[redfiend]

Amusing as all hell though.

Not much.

[Oh, right, introductions...]

Dante. Apparently God of Humanity.

[kittenlocket]

Kanji.

Nice t'meetcha. I guess.

[redfiend]

Kanji, eh? Nice t'meetcha, too.

Got any idea what gave you the title of God of Cute Shit?

[kittenlocket]

Beats me.

[Of course he knows but like hell he's gonna tell you.]

[redfiend]

Sure about that~?