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[kittenlocket]

[Who's this poor guy? He's not making any eye contact and he sure as hell ain't about ready to introduce himself. He fidgets a little longer as a way of getting his bearings before finally glancing up. He seems...pretty pissed off.]

W-what the hell is this place?! This ain't funny! God of Cute Shit, are you serious? Who the hell are you?!

[Which he'll then notice a bunch of people are staring and will try to calm himself down, cheeks completely pink.]

I-uh...I'm Kanji. The...God of...cute...shit.

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[playpurrtend]

You're just going to be helping other people find their purrfect matches and creating the cutest ships! I can't do it without your help.

[plushrumpss]

God of cute shit, huh? Well then, I think I can see it.

[Bro is obviously quite amused.]

[nanoda]

You're gonna like it here too, Kanji-oniichan.

[kittenlocket]

Kanji.

Nice t'meetcha. I guess.

[jack_of_spades]

Ehhhh, it's hilarious and cute. Heheh.

[Oh yeah, sure, laugh at your own pun. It wasn't even a pun!]

The name's Spades Slick, mobster extraordinaire and God of Hatred. As fer what I am...heh, yer the first ta ask that. I'm a Dersite.

[kittenlocket]

...Ya really think I could do it?

[playpurrtend]

Absolutely.

[kittenlocket]

[Oh hell no, he had to catch him having his small tantrum. Of course. Lucky day for you, Kanji.]

I-I got no idea what yer talkin' about...! It ain't that big a deal.

[kittenlocket]

Whoa a mobster, huh? Guess that explains some things.

Never heard of a Dersite before, though I ain't never heard of a troll either till today.

[jack_of_spades]

Yeah, does it?

Dersites are....eh, that's too damn complicated. Let's just say I'm a fucking alien and leave it at that.

...so, met the trolls, have ya?

[plushrumpss]

Never said it was a big deal, just saying I can see why.

[Smirk]

[kittenlocket]

That's...easy to believe.

One of em, yeah.

[kittenlocket]

Is...is it that obvious?

[redfiend]

Kanji, eh? Nice t'meetcha, too.

Got any idea what gave you the title of God of Cute Shit?

[jack_of_spades]

Eh, after seein' enough weird shit you get used to believin' it.

Yeah? Which one? The angry little shit or the annoying cat one?

[plushrumpss]

Just a little bit. It's fine though, a guy can be cute and still be cool as fuck. You got nothing to worry about seeing as how you're rocking both.

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[kittenlocket]

[That's...the best damned thing anyone has ever told him!]

[2 of 2]

[kittenlocket]

...Thanks, man. You really are a cool dude.

[kittenlocket]

Beats me.

[Of course he knows but like hell he's gonna tell you.]

[redfiend]

Sure about that~?

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[plushrumpss]

Thanks, and no problem dude.

Seeing as how we're both pretty fuckin' cool I think we should hang out sometime. Get to know each other since there aren't any others on this level of cool and us cool kids gotta stick together of course.

[Bro, are you hitting on him? Stop dat.]

[kittenlocket]

[Course Kanji's too clueless to pick up on that.]

R-really?
I mean, I'd like that.

[adorabloodthristyknight]

.....

You got to be fucking kidding me.

'God of Cute Shit' is the most ridiculous title you could give someone. They should have given you Love and Harmony if they were going to do that.

[kittenlocket]

Hey it ain't like I picked it!

...
Whoa wait a minute you're a troll aren'tcha?

[plushrumpss]

Fucking sweet.
So, anything in particular you like doin'? Because if we're gonna hang we gotta find some common ground to start from.

[He's realized that Kanji probably hasn't picked up on it. He's just gonna try again later. Yep.]